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muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

(Source: geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji, via thebootydiaries)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Remember in the 90′s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing?

Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck “rose gold” or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers at my dying battery with every software update!

(via dailyhangover)

neopetpolitician:

plasmalogical:

snorlaxatives:

holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming 

i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions

The frog in tom holland’s mouth is actually tobey maguire

(via only1600kids)

ruby-white-rabbit:

gottasleepgottastudy:

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

It’s called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch

(via mrsdeity)

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

(via zackisontumblr)

jwustin:

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

(via mrsdeity)